Check out this list of hilarious kid sayings. I laughed out loud at most of them. A few of my favorites:
Simon, in a toga, with an accent: “I am Caesar Augustus! And I decree that from now on, all children in this house may consume candy at their pleasure!”
Simon, about to put his face in the empty donut box: “I will now glean the fields.”
Nathan: “Since I’m not going to college, can I have that money in my allowance?”
Nathan, to the waitress at SuperSalad: “May I see the wine list?”
I just read what the Smith boys said & it was hillarious! Who are those people? There is nothing safe & sane about a family full of boys - I know from experience - but it is a funny existence.
ReplyDeleteTHIS WAS SO FUNNY. Oh my gosh. Do you know those people? Or is that just a blog you read? I cried I laughed so much. My husband was like, "what is so funny??" My favorite one was where the boy said the biggest threats to mankind were nuclear bombs and squash soup.
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